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Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery!"?
If I am nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.


1. (finish sentence) My parents don't understand....

    why I need to phone my friends that I just saw at school earlier.. Especially, when I have too much homework to do. (1 point)
    how I can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed. (2 points)
    why I leave my room a mess.. I'm creative; They can't expect me to be neat too.. (3 points)

2. (finish sentence) Only a student knows the pressure..

    of guessing what grades we'll get every week. (1 point)
    of suddenly realizing that the project you had a month to do is now due tomorrow. (2 points)
    of trying to get home work done when you try to spend as little time at home as possible.(3 points)

3. Have you heard this from your parents?

    "Your going to go deaf.." (1 point)
    "If it's okay with your ____, it's okay with me." (2 points)
    "Why did you wait till the last minute?.." (3 points)

4. What do teenagers really wish for?

    We want school to start at noon.. (1 point)
    We want Malls, Music, Computer games, and Unlimited credit card use. (2 points)
    Love, acceptance, and our own cell phones. (3 points)

5. (finish sentence) Life seems so Ironic because..

    My parents keep saying the older they get the less they know. However, they never seem to want to ask me..(1 point)
    You find that there's no sense in being pessimistic, because it probably wouldn't work anyway. (2 points)
    You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it. (3 points)

6. What sign would you like to put on your bedroom door?

    I clean my room every other day... Today is the other day (1 point)
    I like my music a little loud. The neighbors exaggerate!(2 points)
    IN PRISON.. You get time off for good behavior.
    IN THIS HOUSE.... You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.(3 points)

7. What do you like about being a teenager?

    Sleeping till noon on Saturday. (1 point)
    I can spend 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for my driver's license.. (2 points)
    I can hear the phone ring from 3 blocks away but not my parent calling from the next room. /or/ I can forget to take out the garbage, but I never forget a phone number (3 points)

8. What's the hardest thing about being a teenager?

    Trying to think about something other than the opposite sex. /Or/ Finding someone who doesn't say to you, "We can still be friends." (1 point)
    I can't help telling my parents that they don't have a clue, then afterwards, trying to convince them to let me have the car.. /Or/ Going for the tattoo or body piercing and getting folks to accept it.. (2 points)
    I wonder why everyone else seems to have their act together.. because I'm either dieting, sweating, breaking out in pimples, hiding my smile, or I just can't concentrate or stay awake. (3 points)

9. (finish sentence) My life's motto could be:

    I know! .. (1 point)
    I didn't do it.. You didn't see me. You can't prove a thing. (2 points)
    I'm not lazy. I'm "energetically declined." /Or/ I'm not in trouble. I just hit a "social speed bump." (3 points)



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